The Glorious nation of United ussr country is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Karl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.165 billion Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spear. The average income tax rate is 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 249 trillion vavas a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,373 vavas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United ussr country's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

United ussr country is ranked 36,116^th in the world and 77^th in United Kingdom for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,030.6 on the Gilded Widget Scale.